Marlene DietrichĪ friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. Your friends will believe in your potential, your enemies will make you live up to it. Love is blind friendship tries not to notice. Ralph Waldo EmersonĪ man of active and resilient mind outwears his friendships just as certainly as he outwears his love affairs, his politics and his epistemology. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families. Gore Vidalįriends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

DanielsĪ good friend will always stab you in the front. PeterĪ good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason. Elbert Hubbardįriendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Linda Graysonįriends give you a shoulder to cry on. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not. Robert BlockĪ friend in need is a friend to be avoided. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “Damn, that was fun.” Groucho Marxįriendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings. When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.

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